I'm a survivor!

I SURVIVE THE BORING BALIK KAMPUNG DAYS!!

ceh..ayat mcm susah gile hidup kat kg tu..haha.. well, it was boring..damn boring.. went back on last friday and just got back on sunday evening..woohoo!!i survive!!~haha.. well, balik kg last friday was like sitting in a roller coaster..ye ye je my dad suh tido awal kate nye nak blk pagi jumaat tu..tup tup, bgn kul 11 tu, tgk die xde..gi keja lak tu..pack brg, gi mkn, lpk, lpk, lpk, lpk, and lpk..kul 6 lebey, baru my dad col kate die ondaway back home..xmo mandi sbb dah lmbt..my mom dah bising kat kg sbb kul 9 mlm tu, ade potong jambul anak buah ku..haaaaa, tau ko takut..hahaha..

bile die smpi je, msk kan brg dlm keta then i drove..smpi seremban..and the people driving dat day are seriusly fucking noob shit! ade a few cars yg tekan minyak kaw kaw punye, tp keta die dah mmg xley bla..still nk lpk kat lane kanan..bodoh betul org mcm ni..menyusahkn..pastu, ade lak yg tekan minyak kaw kaw..mmg laju die pegi..tp xsmpi 100meter, die tekan brek mengejut sbb nmpk keta yg 200meter jauh dr dia brek..ni pun bangang gak..sakit tul ati..rase cam nk stop keta, tumbuk je org2 mcm ni!

smpi seremban, tukar ngan my dad..die yg drive sbb die je yg tau jln dlm ke kuala pilah..pergh, sumpah aku rase cam masuk drift competition..journey yg sepatutnye amik mase 3 hours, jd 1 hour plus je..gile ar..angkat corner 140km/j.. dah la naik keta besar..mcm nk terbalik pun ade..ade one time, almost accident ngan keta dr arah bertentangan..angkat corner xigt dunia, smpi msk lane org, pastu die lak mrh org tu x erti bwk keta..aku yg kat sebelah ni abis sume surah aku bace..siap mengucap lagi buat standby kalu pape..hahaha

smpi2, org pun dah ramai..dgr la org berzanji..tgk anak buah ku yg xpnh aku tgk..br first time..n smpi skg pun, aku xtau ape name die..haha..kejam..besok nye tu, org kawin lak..dah la panas gile..terik bahang bpk die gile! mmg berpeluh2 la duk kt bwh khemah tu..dah la khemah pun xde kipas..aduh..sib baik awek2 time tu sume xley bla..xpyh la aku control2 macho..kalu ade yg lawa cam nora danish, hmmm..melepas la aku! (tinggi cita2 ku)

slps sume acara ini, sumpah sangap..xde pape nk di buat..cume duk menghadap laptop and psp..baring je pastu bgn gi mkn..baring blk..bgn crk benda nk kunyah..bosan gile bai..aduh..tp, syukur..aku skg dah pulang ke umah..dpt la lps rindu kat member2 td..ceh mcm gay pun ade..haha.. sok nk start klas dah..mesti sibuk gile ngan up coming conference and test..harap2, i'll make it through..-amin-

btw, cant wait for earth hour! nk pegi sunway piramid sbb dgr kate dieorg nk tutup lampu mlm tu..woot! my itchy hands..mane la tau ade rezeki nk meraba raba..hahaha
but i hope lots of people will be supporting it..sbb sumpah, lately the world is getting warmer and warmer..just an hour..give the world a break!


till next post, i fuck everyone..i hope things will go well for me and me only..others(accept those i know) can go fuck yourself! kejam!


-ERL-

Mid Term Break

Mid term break finally arrived!
Was looking forward for this day so that i can haf so much fun sleeping, eating, jalan-jalan and much more.I've planned alot of things this holiday. ari tu, ade plan gi tgk wayang,which i did. then plan tuk gi tgk wayang lagi, which i dun think its possible since im broke. pastu plan tomorrow nk gi mandi air terjun tp still x confirm lagi n byk lg plan plan yg x tercapai akal mu.

Tp malang berbau busuk.. plan hanya tinggal plan sj. end up, im sitting at home, sleeping and eating and sleeping and eating. this holiday seems so fucking boring with nothing to do. no money, no chicks. BORING!!

to make it more boring, my mom planned to balik kg! today! yeah..boring nye!since i was small, i never like going bck kg. not that i dun like the environment, but i just hate being there. its more worst there than home. My frens in kg lives 30km from where i stay. and skg pun dieorg xcuti. my cousins pun xde yg blk sbb dieorg pun xcuti. so if i blk kg pun, there will be no one around to hang out. wtf! at least if im at home, whenever im bored, i noe my frens are just a call away.and if boring pun, ley gi karaoke kat sini. kalu kat kg, asal boring je, rase nk bunuh diri je. hahaha. tp sian gak kat nenek. aku dah berape bulan x balik kg. asik mengelak je. the only time yg mmg xley elak is raya. tp raya lain cite, sbb member2 yg duk 30 km dr kg aku dah pun pulang ke umah. so boleh la gi lpk ngan dieorg time bosan.

mid term break kali ini pula, dihujani dgn assg yg berlambak anjing. lecturer die sumpah xpakai otak. org nk bercuti pun ssh sbb nak kena buat keja. nk tido pun pkir 100 kali takut x smpt anta by time. bodo punya olang!

time sangap mcm ni la, post yg xberfaedah seperti ini yang akan ku karang.

so until next post, i hope everything goes well for everyone in planet earth and planet earth only. others can pls fuck off! thank you.

Have a nice day:)

I'm in love with
you
darling

(I'M LYING )

-ERL-

Coretan Kesangapan

Warning: Post ini, adalah untuk mengutuk budak2 scholar. Jika anda salah seorg scholar, anda tidak digalakkn membaca post ini. Jika anda membaca juga, dan anda merasa kurang setuju, sila simpan pada diri anda sendiri. This is my blog, this is my words.

ari ni, baru aku perasan..yang budak scholar ni, bukan semua, tp hampir semua, merasakn diri dieorg ni la yg paling bagus.mcm la kerana dieorg dpt scholar, dieorg la ciptaan tuhan yg paling sempurna. nak pdg org mcm bgs. ckp pun mcm bgs. kononnye, kami yg bukan scholar ini adalah sampah.

HOI..ini bukan bpk ko nye kolej.ini pun bkn bpk aku nye kolej. jd, buat ape ko nk mcm bgs? ape yg ko nk banggakn ngan scholar ko??member aku punye la baik tolong ko buat keja, siapkn presentation tuk kiteorg, ko bole tanye soalan x mengenang budi???? "Ni sume yg ko tulis ni bole pakai ke?Bole percaya ke?dah buat research ke?" kalu ko x confiden ngan kiteorg yg bkn scholar ni, ko buat la sndiri anjing. kiteorg bkn anjing ko nk siapkn keja ko, pastu ko nk tanye2 mcm ni!! ape??makbpk ko xpenah ajar ke ko respek org?

Pastu, jln nk donggak ke atas,bile berckp, ckp nk mcm bgs.hanya kerana ko dpt scholar..oi! ko sdr x markah aku lagi tinggi dr ko??bodo punye org!!pki otak la!

ko nk caci org, nk memilih kawan. ko sanggup ckp yg bukan2 psl member aku kat member ko. sbb die gemuk???sbb die gemuk die xley kwn ngan ko??ape ko igt muke ko tu hensem sgt ke??bile aku pdg ko, xbrani lak ko pdg aku!mane pegi telor scholar ko??lupe nk bwk ke ari ni??oi! ngan pompuan bole la ko ramai nk pijak.bak dtg la ngan aku! cibai kia!

Setakat satu msg "Hello" dari member aku, ko nk reply mcm ko bgs sgt!go fuck urself la dickhead!

bertuah la masih ade org yg nk knl ngan ko. kalu aku pompuan sumpah aku muntah tgk muke ko! muke dah la hitam,mcm anak keling, berlubang sane sini, mengalahkn lubang, mulut mcm anjing kehausan, masih ade hati nk memilih kawan!

ko sibuk2 nk group ngan kiteorg yg xde scholar ni. ko bising bile kiteorg senyap aje, tp bile kiteorg bg idea, mesti ko mati2 nk kiteorg terima idea ko. bodo ke bangang ke samdol ke cacat otak ke ko ni???atau ko mmg down sindrom?? bile kiteorg amik idea ko, kiteorg presentkn, dpt markah rendah, ko crk kesalahan kiteorg.OI pukimak, ko punye idea sndiri, kiteorg ckp, ko lak x puas hati!lain kali, baik ko gi buat group sesame scholar je!xmati la woi kiteorg x group ngan scholar!tah2 ko ni dpt scholar sbb xmampu nk byr duit yuran!terpaksa mintak ikhsan org!sian ko kn...dah xmampu lagi nk msk blaja tmpt mahal2..pegi mati la babi!

Aku bukan nk ckp besar, bkn nk banggakn harta mak bpk aku, aku sdr diri aku sape. aku masih lagi tau mcm mane nk respek org.Kite sume manusia, xkisah la ade scholar atau tidak. xpnh aku banggakn diri aku bile aku dpt markah lagi tinggi dr ko. xpenah lak aku salahkn sume org bile dpt markah rendah.itu sume silap aku sndiri. aku sedar itu semua. tp kenapa haram jadah mcm ko ni,baru dpt scholar, dah mule berlagak. tah dari kg mane ko dtg bandar, ko nk berlagak mcm puki.cerita konon ko cool..OI bodo, ini bandar la, bkn kg ko!nak cite ko msk club la, tonggeng sane sini, minum arak jenis itu jenis ini, mane pegi otak ko??budak scholar konon!dah la islam, x malu pulak tu bercerita tentang dosa ko!

aku pun byk dosa jgk.tp aku xbngga dgn dosa2 yang telah aku buat. tp lain pulak dgn ko ni.lebih ramai tau,lebih bgs tuk ko!bangang!aku sndiri yg duduk bandar ni xde nk cite2 msk club la,minum arak la, hisap dadah la, amik pil la, inikn ko yg dr hulu kg, nk citer lebat.bapak ko gila!buat malu je setiap jumaat ko pki baju melayu.buat malu je setiap kali zohor ko pegi surau.

andai kate, satu ari nanti, ko tersedar betapa bangang nye ko dulu, aku harap ko memohon maaf dari semua org yg tersinggung.mgkn satu ari nanti, ko akan jmpe org yg akan buat benda same kat ko. dan bile hari itu tibe, aku akan gelak bersama member aku! fuck you scholars!

fuck off!one day, some of you bastards are gonna get kill!!

disclaimer: Coretan ini tidak tertakluk kepada sume scholar.Hanya org2 yg tertentu sahaja.Ade jgk scholar yg elok. Jika anda bukan seperti di atas, maka tahniah, anda akn jdi sorg insan yg bergune kelak.jika anda seperti coretan di atas, maka waspada la!lebih2 lagi, kalau ko ade lah org dlm coretan aku!!


-ERL-

Marley and Me

yesterday, me and my friends went to OU to watch movie.at first, we planned to watch "Nightwatcher". since it was full, we end up watching "Marley & Me".

First i tot it must be a funny movie about love. I assumed it based on the stars and poster. Since my fren pun ngan die nye awek, so aku pun lenjan je ar. was there around 3 somthing, but somebody bought the movie for 6.50pm..wtf??

so pusing2 OU tgk benda2 baru, benda2 x baru sgt, and benda2 yg lame. I noticed, nothing has really change in OU.(fyi,i havent been to OU almost a year,i guess).It was damn boring..luckily my fren was there to hangout together.so halau awek die gi shopping, kiteorg borak2 la. for awhile, terase cam gay pun ade.2 org laki, duk kat bangku, borak2,gelak2, pastu beli tiket "Marley & Me"..we realize the awkward feeling n trus bgn gi main foosball..haha..wtf!

It was a miracle i survive almost 4 hours pusing2 dlm OU doing nothing.finally, it was time to enter the cinema. The movie was quite funny and touching.One of my fren actually cried in the movie. To cover it up, she took out a lollipop, and begin sucking it sambil tersedu2..hahaha.. funny..but i haf to admit, it was touching. No intro2 or summary from the movie. I dun wanna spoil it for u. Plus, im not good at writting a sneak peak. if i write it, end up, u'll know the whole story.

Anyway, it was a 2 thumbs up. definately recommended.:D
Sexy Jennifer Aniston..she still maintain her perfect body..woot!

disclaimer:Marley & Me. i didnt noticed the dog before this.wtf!

well, thats the end.till next post, i hope everything goes well for everyone in planet earth, and planet earth only.The rest can please fuck off! thank you:)

haf a nice day ^^


-ERL-

Song for everyday,everytime,everywhere..

since someone has a song for the day, i'll suggest a song for everyday, everytime, everywhere..
no matter the situation..it always make me smile..

enjoy..:)




-ERL-

The lazyness.....

Well, today has been a damn fucking lazy day..
I went to college but turn up skipping the entire class..
wtf!

well..its life.. xtau nape bole jd camni..not like its my first time..
according to my new update, i have been absent for 7 times for one subject and 4 for another..
only 2 subject this whole sem but i'm just too fucking, lazy to care..

lots of issue and stuffs wander my mind..makes me fucktup..
well, to start,global recession is actually affecting me..im going thru extreme poverty and i think i'll soon be so poor that people can consider me bankrupt..i cant even afford a box of dunhill 14..
i just miss the old great times when smoking werent this fucking expensive.. it used to be like rm2.60..fucking cheap that u'll smoke the whole box without worrying of cancer and heart attack..

and now, just bcoz the fucking world decides to have a fucking recession, i can't even enjoy a stick without thinking how fucking expensive it is now..not just that, the price is just reminding me how sick i cud be someday in the future..

but..i have to say, after lighting the cigg, i'll definately say "FUCK IT"..haha.. if i'm gonna die of cigg, might as well die bcoz of smoking some fucking expensive cigg..

"LIFE'S TO SHORT TO SMOKE A FUCKING CHEAP SHITY CIGGARATE"

disclaimer:copyright protected.red dunhill and red lighter over a cup of coffee.woot!

i miss alot of things..money, friends, great love, and stuffs..i wish i would haf appreciate most them when they were around..but thats life..as we grow older,it gets harder..

got to continue my work..haf to pass it up tomorrow..

I hope things go well for everyone living in planet earth and planet earth only. the rest, can pls fuck off.thank u..:)

haf a nice day..

p/s:support go green and all environmental campaign.the world is fucking fucktup and will come to an end soon if we dun do something.

-ERL-

Gill Babs

i'm on the left, muke poyo tp baik org nye.
disclaimer: its a GREAT pic of posers. appreciate the art.

waa..
been long since i wrote something..
this blog must be pissed off having an owner like me..haha
anyway, byk cite yg nk di citer kan..
tp xtau mane nk start..

so it begins.!
here it goes..

*flashback*

a few weeks ago, me n frens lpk kat taman area umah..
mcm biase la, budak bujang (ehem ehem) lpk kul 1 @ 2 pagi camtu..
first, my fren started telling his experience jmpe antu...so everyone started talking
about antu..except me..
coz all my life, i haf never encounter such creature name antu..
all i did was listen to them and make a joke out of their story..
well, i have to admit, telling ghost story in the middle of the night, especially when
ur in a place like that are DUMB!..

so....
i was making a joke, was my third if not mistaken, when suddenly, i dgr someone or something whisper in my ear..and tiba tiba je...

"tap" something pulled my ear. I paused, look to the back, but nothing was there. it was damn black that night. the only light was a few feet from where we were sitting..everyone kept quiet and then my fren ask, "bro, apsal? tetibe je senyap pdg blkg"...

i stood up, and say "jom lpk mamak". nanti aku cite..
well, for me, i tot it was the end of this thing. mgkn die nk halau kot. memekak je pagi2 ni kat tmpt die. however, i felt something strange. my shoulder felt heavier, and i just got angry and angrier every minute. went to mamak, told them the story. luckily, one of my fren knew wat to do(i guess la).

so, die bwk aku blk tmpt td, memulakan upacara menghalau. bile die start bace je,"aarrrrrrrrr...." bunyi benda menjerit nyaring dan sgt kuat. time tu, terase sgt la chuak..hahaha.. tp, tebyg gak kalu aku jadi emily rose..hehe.. my fren continue doing wat he was doing and i just cudnt wait till it end..*sigh*

after dat, wen back to mamak, and chill up. kerana rase marah yg masih belum hilang, i convince my fren to hangout in another taman. mgkn kerana ketika itu, aku mnjadi org bodo yg kononye mahu beradu tenaga ngan benda itu..haha.. dan mgkn kerana, aku mempunyai kawan2 yg same bodoh, kiteorg pegi ke taman lain..and that time was around 3.30..hehe.. bile smpi je, ade seekor kucing. kucing tu pndg je aku, so aku pun pndg je la kucing itu..tgk sape kelip dulu..hahaha..

bile i meow "meow meow"(memanggil kucing la, bukan kena rasuk eh), kucing tu tunduk..malu agak nye..haha.. i pun buat dunno je la..haaaa, dgn tiba tiba.... (saspen kan cite ni, i pun saspen seh) terase benda tu mengusap rmbut ku..mgkn kerana ingin mengetahui rahsia pade kecantikan rambut ku..haha.. so, aku pun berkate"cantik kan rambut aku?smpi diusap2." kemudian bermula la lagi episod menghalau..kali ni, kena gi all d way to uptown shah alam tuk jmpe another sifu yg power bab2 ni sbb member aku td ckp ni dah bkn tahap die..ok lor...

pegi la all d way there, menghabiskn minyak..smpi2 org tu pun ckp, ni bkn tahap aku gak..wtf???
ok lor...aku bkn tau pe lancau benda ni..so snyp je la..mamat ni memulakn pergerakan..mcm2 la aku tgk gaya die..pelik2 pun ade..tp diam je la.. so wat this guy found up was, aku terlanggar benda sakai ni time aku lpk kat taman td. ek eleh..x rempit lansung benda ni..langgar skit xley..haha.. pastu dah xde pape la..start dr ari tu, xde sorg pun brani lpk kat tmn tu dah..hahaha

-the end-

well, thats for all now..will tell u another story next time..

so anyway, hope things go well for everyone living in planet earth and planet earth only. the rest, can pls fuck off.thank u..:)

haf a nice day..

-ERL-